Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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