"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
we should paint friendship bongs
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