So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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