I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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