Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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