So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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