I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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