Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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