relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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