I'm gonna have a badass scar
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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