she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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