she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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