she was so not down for the gang bang
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I love having hate sex.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
did you just send me my own nude
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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