super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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