Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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