it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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