Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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