He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I did not marry a roomba.
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