stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Verdict: uncircumcised.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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