The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize