Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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