so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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