If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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