White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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