Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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