I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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