Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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