Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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