dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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