his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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