so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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