Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
