People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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