We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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