How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
