found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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