We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Randomize
