Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
love makes seman taste better
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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