Do vagina's smell?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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