Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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