I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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