Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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