She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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