i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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