how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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