i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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