Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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