HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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