covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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