I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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