Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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