Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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