We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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