went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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