Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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