no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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